About me

Introduction	I live in the Washington, DC suburbs with my three talented, happy, non-organic kids, our three shedding cats, and my ever-patient husband, none of whom has ever put anything back where they found it. I'm also a spectator in the Best-Mom-Ever competition held daily in the school carpool line. My goals include: having my kids do their homework just once without me screaming, finding cheap wine that doesn't taste cheap, and avoiding those "oops, did I just say that out loud?" moments.

Introduction

I live in the Washington, DC suburbs with my three talented, happy, non-organic kids, our three shedding cats, and my ever-patient husband, none of whom has ever put anything back where they found it. I'm also a spectator in the Best-Mom-Ever competition held daily in the school carpool line. My goals include: having my kids do their homework just once without me screaming, finding cheap wine that doesn't taste cheap, and avoiding those "oops, did I just say that out loud?" moments.