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Gender Male
Industry Government
Location Hickman, Nebraska, United States
Introduction Kelly Hoffart: Metal by nature. Lawyer by education. Bureaucrat by profession. Family man by powerful forces.
Interests Heavy Metal, Speculative Fiction, Dogs, Photography, Law, Kurt Russell movies
Favorite Movies Dark City, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Crow, The Departed, Kill Bill
Favorite Music Mercyful Fate, Black Sabbath, Wovenhand, Opeth, Death, 16 Horsepower, King Diamond
Favorite Books Bible, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Children of Hurin, Dune

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Thanks to the guest vocalists who appear on the album, especially Johnny Cash & Layne Staley, who rose from the grave just to sing for me.