E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Meglomaniacal genius |
| Location | Armed and Operational Crater, Somewhere in the Pacific |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I was born on May 28th, 1908, to a Polish father and a Greek mother in Gdingen, Germany (now Gdynia, Poland). After World War I, I became a Polish national. I then attended the University of Warsaw where I studied economics and political history, and then the Warsaw University of Technology to study engineering and radionics. I then took a communication position at the Polish Ministry of Posts and Telegraphs, and used my position for buying and selling stocks at the Warsaw Stock Exchange. Foreseeing World War II, I made copies of top-secret wires and sold them to Nazi Germany. Before the German invasion of Poland in 1939, I destroyed all records of my existence then moved to Turkey, where I then worked for the Turkish radio and set up an intelligence organization. During the war, I sold information to both sides. After the defeat of Erwin Rommel, I decided to back the Allied war effort, and was awarded numerous medals by the Allied powers after the war's end. I then temporarily moved to South America before founding SPECTRE. I have a daughter, Nena, by a French mistress. |
| Interests | Money, World Domination, Money, Travel, Money, Weapon Technology, Money. |
| Favorite Movies | James Bond franchise and an Unquenchable love for all Ealing Comedies |
| Favorite Music | Handel, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Vaughan Williams. |
| Favorite Books | King James Bible, All Ian Flemings works, Shakespeare, Works of J C Ryle, Works of Sir Robert Anderson, History of European Morals From Augustus to Charlemagne, Works of C.F.D Moule, Seutonius's Life of Claudius, Francis A Schaeffer's The God Who Is There, Frank Morison's Who Moved The Stone, Roderic Dunkerley's Beyond the Gospels. |
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life There have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?" The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints Is when I carried you." If the chief of sinners, Paul of Taursus and Ernst Stavro Blofeld can be forgiven, there must be hope for all.