Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer/Artist
Location	Washington, United States
Introduction	I'm a professional weirdo. I write stories, paint things, build stuff, and play, play, play. I also write books.
Interests	I like to laugh,writing,my kids,my wife,animals,the sky,mitochondria,peanut butter,chocolate, Bizarro,science fiction,coffee,movies,great stories,rocks,water,trees,gathering good friends.
Favorite movies	I like funny movies and crazy movies.
Favorite music	Oh man. I have an eclectic and varied range of musical tastes.
Favorite books	I like BOOKS! I'm loving all my Bizarro friends' books right now. Steeped in Bizarro!!

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Lunatic, What the hell? You sent me a cock crock for my syrup? You so craaaaazy.