Monkey Mae
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Consultant |
| Location | Monkey Town |
| Introduction | I am a Bald Monkey Baby who thinks that yes, that diaper does make you look fat. I employ a Starbucks chugging, lip-gloss-obsessed, recovering television meteorologist. She is my ghost writer and go-to-gal. I call her Mommy Chick. |
| Interests | Drinking boobie milk, Regurgitating boobie milk, soiling pants, swinging, staying up all night, watching Justin Timberlake on Youtube |
| Favorite Movies | Baby Einstein |
| Favorite Music | I prefer pop, but my swing plays elevator music. It is so depressing. Thank god for Pandora. |
| Favorite Books | I can't read. I'm a baby. |
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
I do not yet have control of thumbs, so it is a moot point.