Blogs I follow
|Introduction||I am a Bald Monkey Baby who thinks that yes, that diaper does make you look fat. I employ a Starbucks chugging, lip-gloss-obsessed, recovering television meteorologist. She is my ghost writer and go-to-gal. I call her Mommy Chick.|
|Interests||Drinking boobie milk, Regurgitating boobie milk, soiling pants, swinging, staying up all night, watching Justin Timberlake on Youtube|
|Favorite Movies||Baby Einstein|
|Favorite Music||I prefer pop, but my swing plays elevator music. It is so depressing. Thank god for Pandora.|
|Favorite Books||I can't read. I'm a baby.|
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
I do not yet have control of thumbs, so it is a moot point.