My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	editorial assistant
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	Funny sometimes, very serious on occasion, hysterical once in awhile
Interests	Booze, Cigarettes, Movies, Books, Music, Gossip, etc.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Are these 2 sentences related beyond a vague carnival/theme park idea? Put a fucking razor in the apple. Duh.