Monkey Playing Cymbals
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Musician |
| Location | Seattle, Washington, United States |
| Introduction | I was featured in a bad 1984 scary picture called “The Devil’s Gift.” It was about a little boy who receives a mechanical, cymbal-playing monkey as a gift. Every time I played the cymbals, someone died. The movie was loosely based on a Stephan King short story with the same plot. And we all know how well Stephan King stories do when they are turned into movies. Anyway, I made my way across country doing the Antique Show Circuit. One too many people have pressed on my head to get me to play the cymbals, so I do show a few signs of age and slipping skin on my forehead that could be mistaken for a lobotomy. |
| Interests | Bananas, my butt, flinging feces, chattering, Shakespeare |
| Favorite movies | The Devil's Gift, King Kong, Phantom of the Opera, Planet of the Apes, Bedtime for Bonzo |
| Favorite music | The Monkeys, Gregorian Chants, Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, Johnny Cash |
| Favorite books | The Naked Ape, I'm Okay, You're Okay, Everyone farts, War and Peace (Cliffnote version) |
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