Will
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Unemployed and Proud |
| Location | Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a strange person living on Milwaukee's fashionable Eastside neighborhood. I drink and curse like a Marine cause I am one. I have an amazing sense of humor while staying humble. I was laid off in February and have no real plans to find another job until I've suckled the government teet dry. I'm a Libra so I believe in balance and resolving arguments with non-violent debate, but if you disagree with me I'll cut you. And, very surprisingly, I'm single. I know, I'm shocked about that as well. Don't take anything you read to seriously. It's just for fun. |
| Interests | beer, pizza, midget porn, regular porn, wholesome family entertainment, soccer, basketball, kinky porn, painting, writing, donkey porn |
| Favorite movies | Patton, Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, Midget in a Suitcase, The Big Lebowski, LOTR, Star Wars, Team America: World Police, Fight Club |
| Favorite music | Rock, Classical, Jazz, Blues, Country, Rap, Hip-hop, Pop, Indy, Punk, and the smooth silky voice of Michael McDonald. |
| Favorite books | Are books those things with words and stuff? |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
That's the dumbest question evar. I think I'd worry less about my eyes being open or shut and worry more about the shark eating my testicles.