Joat

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Sophomore
Location Wichita, Kansas, United States
Introduction I’m 16, male, and have Asperger’s Syndrome. And did I mention I’m a mad scientist fox? I like recieving feedback on my blogs. After a while of no responses, it begins to feel like I’m wasting my breath.
Interests Storywriting, Web Design, Epic Role Playing
Favorite Movies (None of these movies actually exist), Attack of the Mutant Fifty-Foot Leftovers, Video Tapes Ate my Neighbors’ VCRs, When In-Laws Attack, Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical, CanOfHairSpray Man (does whatever a can of hair spray can)

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

If I had a second tail, I’d be able to fly outta there. Heh. Anyway, lessee... The goat would never let me stand on its back for extra height. The slinky is too flimsy and couldn't support my weight anyway. Hm... Assuming that the thing had a dirt floor, I guess I’d just try digging out of there. Sorry if that’s not the McGuyver kinda thing you expected.