John
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | College Student |
| Location | Austin, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a college student who is an avid user of satire and sarcasm. |
| Favorite music | The All-American Rejects, Coldplay, Fountains of Wayne, Green Day, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simple Plan, Snow Patrol, Spoon |
| Favorite books | Eragon, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Movies in 15 Minutes |