Tad Poluschka
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | 8th Grade Grammar |
| Location | McCool, Mississippi, United States |
| Introduction | Thinks thoughtfuls things. Then writes. |
| Interests | Hood Ornaments |
| Favorite movies | Miracle on 34th Street |
| Favorite music | vocals, instrumentals, or a combination of both |
| Favorite books | DIY |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Our Can-a-da, atop the U.S. A.//Home of red wheat,//and e-lec-tric pow'r for sale, good, eh?//Where cold win-ters reign,//numb-ing all our pain,//to world powers we mean naught.//We're the fro-zen North,//forests rich with game,//we fish and hunt that's all we've got.[moose bray].//We're Can-a-da, we praise the hoc-key puck.//We play foot-ball, too,//but no-one really gives a fuck.