Rumple Stiltskin

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Banking
Occupation Systems Engineer (Dilbert)
Location Boonton Township, New Jersey, United States
Introduction Tastefully cynical. Humorous to a fault. Gourmet cook and protector of all that's... Wait. That’s not me!
Interests Motorcycles, Cars, Computers, Home Improvement, Subaru WRX, Kawasaki ZRX1100, Beer
Favorite Movies Heartbreak ridge, Office Space, Dirty Harry
Favorite Music Classic Rock.
Favorite Books https://amzn.to/2QmABTv

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Trick question. Moist waffles don't fall on hot griddles. However, waffle batter does and makes a hissing sound.