Brad

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Engineering
Occupation Ye Olde Tester of Tractors
Location Wpg, Manitoba, Canada
Interests rock and/or roll music, books about stuff, off-kilter movies, having a sword would probably be pretty cool, Guitar Hero, my Mac, not sucking, trombone, guitar, wailing on my pecs, hockey
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Full Metal Jacket, Little Miss Sunshine, The Sandlot, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Fubar, Stranger Than Ficion, 300, The Science of Sleep
Favorite Music Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Wolf Parade, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Iron & Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Aracde Fire, The Band, Islands, Sunset Rubdown, Destroyer, Danielson, David Bowie, The Fiery Furnaces, The Hold Steady, Jens Lekman, The Kinks, Leonard Cohen, Love, The Sonics, Modest Mouse, The Mountain Goats, The New Pornographers, Okkervil River, Pavement, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, The Shins, Spoon, Talking Heads, The Who, The Yardbirds, TV on the Radio, Beck, The Postal Service, Will Oldham, Man Man
Favorite Books 1984, Coming Up For Air, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, To Have and Have Not, Brave New World, The Sound and The Fury, Great Expectations, The Screwtape Letters, The Idiot, Tropic of Cancer, Animal Farm, On The Road, Cakes and Ale, The Picture of Dorain Gray, Down and Out In Paris and London

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Step one: Find yourself a slightly used hammer. Step two: Place apple in front of you. Step three: Put on safety glasses (safety has no offseason.) Step four: Strike apple viciously with hammer. Step five: Enjoy!