Gender	Female
Occupation	Author
Location	Madera, California, United States
Introduction	I'm a stay-at-home mom of 1(so far) and an aspiring writer. I live on a ranch and raise Angus Cattle with my Husband.
Favorite movies	Hot Fuzz, Pride and Prejudice, Much Ado About Nothing, Hunt for Red October. Random, I know!
Favorite music	Kings of Leon, Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Micheal Buble, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, CAKE, Muse, and so much more!
Favorite books	Anything Anne McCaffrey, Hp Mallory, Robert Jordan, Patricia Briggs,Shakespeare...there's not enough room to put all of them!

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

What happens if you choke a smurf?