bernard drums!
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | New Age Prophet, Certified Financial Crystal Pyramid Planner |
| Location | Love thy Neighborville, Greater Tolerencia, United States |
| Introduction | Bernard's Mission, after a phone call with the Creator Himself, is to violently force everyone to think the same thoughts! No, wait, thats already been done for centuries! How about this? Bernard wants everyone to see the errors in their thinking, and if they don't, then God will kill them! That's better, isn't it? Bernard is also trying to create a plutonium powered super squirrel, that will live forever, and will believe in the only correct religion. But every time the squirrel is switched on, it blows itself up! Bernard has called technical support, but since it has been outsourced to the Edge of the Universe, at the new cosmic call center, the phone just keeps making a busy signal, made up of background radiation leftover from the Big Bang! The wait time could be eternal. Now, my friends, enjoy the word of Bernard! Bow down before his awesome intellect, second only to God! Abandon all hope, of being a dope, when you enter the Magical Universe of BERNARD'S BRAIN! Hear yee! Hear yee! The court is in session! And the Prophet is about to Speak! |
| Interests | Love, compassion, understanding |
| Favorite Movies | The Sound of Music, Slingblade |
| Favorite Music | Jimi Hendrix Experience, Allman Brothers, Cream, Melissa Etheridge, Sara McLachlan, Jane Siberry, Fleetwood Mac, U2, Cure |
| Favorite Books | Fate is the Hunter by Ernest K. Gann, How to Buy a Real State of Mind with No Money Down |