Chris
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Ruthless Ninja Assassin |
| Location | Kentucky, United States |
| Introduction | - Ruthless Ninja Assassin - Reasonable rates. Free consultation. Estimates available upon request. To schedule an appointment or learn more about our services, please post a comment or visit sci-fi-guys.com. |
| Interests | Killing, Killing with knives, Killing with swords, Killing with shuriken, Killing with bare fisted razor punches to the throat... |
| Favorite Movies | A View To A Kill, Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!, To Kill A Mockingbird... |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
I pluck my bowstring like an upright bass and sing "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby" with a sexy, smoky Louis Armstrong growl.