Will Franken

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About me

Industry Chemicals
Occupation Incinerator
Location Algore, Meltyville, Greenland
Introduction --I work in a chemical factory, testing out all sorts of chemicals. Mostly on birds. In fact, primarily on birds. In fact, only on birds. Actually, I don't really do the testing myself, but the--
Interests Fast cars, fast booze, fast pills, fast cheetahs, fast fat women, fasting, fisting, fighting, fucking, fornicating, fishing, freelance fucking, off-road fucking, four-wheel fucking, hand to hand fucking, interpersonal fucking, and children.
Favorite Movies The Night Sally Got Pregnant, Mom! Or My Stop Will Shoot!, Bernie's At Week's End, Applestopper, Applestopper 2, Applestopper 3, Applestopper 4, Applestopper 5, Applestopper: The Emergence (TV Series in my head)
Favorite Music Bay-Z-Dion-Check, Dig Niggaz, Boofy The Naz-Jay, Faulty Niggaz, Gatboys featuring MC Diggah Niggah, 7-Up Fuckups, Niggah Spook Cracker, Dr. Gangsta Niggaz and the Amazing Fag-Shredder, The Beatles
Favorite Books "Leaving A Marriage" by Dr. Charles Cutchin, "Momma Never Wanted Child" by Will Franken, "Me Like Eggplant" by A Hungry Italian, "Barry Bonds: Junkie" by Hank Aaron