Will Franken
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| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Incinerator |
| Location | Algore, Meltyville, Greenland |
| Introduction | --I work in a chemical factory, testing out all sorts of chemicals. Mostly on birds. In fact, primarily on birds. In fact, only on birds. Actually, I don't really do the testing myself, but the-- |
| Interests | Fast cars, fast booze, fast pills, fast cheetahs, fast fat women, fasting, fisting, fighting, fucking, fornicating, fishing, freelance fucking, off-road fucking, four-wheel fucking, hand to hand fucking, interpersonal fucking, and children. |
| Favorite movies | The Night Sally Got Pregnant, Mom! Or My Stop Will Shoot!, Bernie's At Week's End, Applestopper, Applestopper 2, Applestopper 3, Applestopper 4, Applestopper 5, Applestopper: The Emergence (TV Series in my head) |
| Favorite music | Bay-Z-Dion-Check, Dig Niggaz, Boofy The Naz-Jay, Faulty Niggaz, Gatboys featuring MC Diggah Niggah, 7-Up Fuckups, Niggah Spook Cracker, Dr. Gangsta Niggaz and the Amazing Fag-Shredder, The Beatles |
| Favorite books | "Leaving A Marriage" by Dr. Charles Cutchin, "Momma Never Wanted Child" by Will Franken, "Me Like Eggplant" by A Hungry Italian, "Barry Bonds: Junkie" by Hank Aaron |