Lal
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Idler |
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | As an obese, middle-aged housewife with a beard that Captain Bird's Eye would be proud of, I am currently enjoying a brief lull in the frenetic activity that has characterised my life so far. I would rather draw a veil over my past achievements for fear of alienating the reader - envy is an ugly emotion. (See my autobiography: "Roger de Courcy and Me" for details.) My story is a simple one: young girl on the brink of womanhood, apple-cheeked and innocent meets local landowner's son at a fireworks display. A glance, a smile, an unexpected bang, and the rest, as they used to say on the Burns Unit, will peel off in due course. After a chance meeting at the Sheffield and district Hammer Throwing Society, I was thrust into show business. My looks obviously lent themselves initially to radio, but it wasn't long before I caught the eye of legendary television producer Paulette Malmsbury-Withers who took a chance on this "barrel-chested simpleton" (her words, I blush to add) and teamed me up with a young Nicholas Parsons. Our show "Pass me that Sausage!" was a huge success which might have benefited from the introduction of colour, but was sadly cut after just 3 episodes… |