Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Occupation	Account Exec
Location	Unrest, United States
Introduction	I write but not for money... that is unless you want to pay me. I specialize in snarky observations and cynical yet hopeful romanticism. I am currently writing a DIY book on how to derail your own life. I have a follow up instructional guide on how to relate to all the wrong men for women who weren't able to completely derail their lives with book one. Look for my work at Barnes and Borders.
Interests	Stuff that I like to do, think about, etc.
Favorite movies	LOTR, The Big Chill, Sense and Sensibility, Snatch, PS I Love You, Elizabethtown, Legends of the Fall, The 300
Favorite music	The Pogues, The Cure, Jann Arden, Afghan Whigs, Blue October, Nina Simone, Eva Cassidy, Train, Adele, Toby Lightman, Paolo Nutini, The Stills, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline
Favorite books	Anything the involves mystery, history, religion, and intrigue all in the same book.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

Have you ever tried to do anything when you have cotton mouth?