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The Vic Shocker

About me

Location	Oceanside, CA
Introduction	I'm 29, feel like I'm 40, and act like I'm 13. I'm hung like a 3 year old (this being due to my drunk doctor during my circumcision) but make up for it by being a cunning linguist. Do not read this if you are easily offended or do not have a sense of humor. I'm like a real big bowel movement, upsetting your stomach in the beginning, but after our business is done you feel better about yourself but also feel the need to wash your hands. Also, I'm engaged to the best woman on Earth, although for the life of me I can't figure out what she sees in me.

Location

Oceanside, CA

Introduction

I'm 29, feel like I'm 40, and act like I'm 13. I'm hung like a 3 year old (this being due to my drunk doctor during my circumcision) but make up for it by being a cunning linguist. Do not read this if you are easily offended or do not have a sense of humor. I'm like a real big bowel movement, upsetting your stomach in the beginning, but after our business is done you feel better about yourself but also feel the need to wash your hands. Also, I'm engaged to the best woman on Earth, although for the life of me I can't figure out what she sees in me.