Socrates the Mule
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | Entertainer extraordinaire |
| Location | Grasmere, Idaho, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a miniature mule by design, a performer by occupation, a philosopher by nature, and a matchmaker by necessity. |
| Interests | Cogitating, matchmaking, making small two-legged creatures laugh. |
| Favorite movies | I prefer documentaries. |
| Favorite music | Down Home Ever Lovin' Mule Blues Theme Song by Justin Saragueta |
| Favorite books | Down Home Ever Lovin' Mule Blues |
Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.
Why cover my beautiful mane? Besides, a scarf would muss the hair on my ears.

