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Gender	Female
Introduction	ordinary...an utter and complete bore...lives in the perpetual fear of ageing into a spinster of sixty with a lot of cats and ugly wallpaper, yelling at kids in the hallway (keep it down you brats!!!)...loves writing terrible poetry and mediocre prose...is a staunch vegetarian...likes to be licked by dogs...dreams of drowning...swears badly...wants to be filthy rich...and is loony enough to write this in the third person. chez moi, chez toi? i love to pretend that i know french.

Gender

Female

Introduction

ordinary...an utter and complete bore...lives in the perpetual fear of ageing into a spinster of sixty with a lot of cats and ugly wallpaper, yelling at kids in the hallway (keep it down you brats!!!)...loves writing terrible poetry and mediocre prose...is a staunch vegetarian...likes to be licked by dogs...dreams of drowning...swears badly...wants to be filthy rich...and is loony enough to write this in the third person. chez moi, chez toi? i love to pretend that i know french.