jeff

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Chef
Location	United States
Introduction	i have a horror collection thats not to be taken lightly, 3 tattoos and 5 piercings.
Interests	zombies, horror, slasher flicks, gore flicks, b movies, sleaze epics, dvds, tattoos, piercings, beer, gin, bombay sapphire, music, zombie movies, b-movies, bad horror, camping, premarital sex, skinny dipping, falling down for no good reason
Favorite Movies	i havent even gotten 1/8 the way through my movies and they say im limited to 600 characters. . . .
Favorite Music	opeth, helloween, snoop dogg, mc chris, grateful dead, smashing pumpkins, marilyn manson, david grisman, meat puppets, nirvana, fear factory, the doors, meshuggah, the rolling stones, dimmu borgir, cradle of filth, dry kill logic, kmfdm, the cramps, led zeppelin, pink floyd, marcy playground, jethro tull, nightwish, prodigy, csny, neil young, tom petty, spineshank, diamond head
Favorite Books	anthony burgess, the wanting seed, a clockwork orange, warrior in the shadows

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