Leslie The Pirate
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Pirate |
| Location | Any Port |
| Introduction | Saucy wench and generally well-respected pirate. I am on-line dating in an attempt to find datable guys who are not assholes, crazy, or terrified of me and my vast collection of weapons. Ideal date candidates should be scurvy-free, have all their teeth, and have some body art, whether it be ink or scars or both. |
| Interests | My purpose here is to enlighten folks who on-line date or who are considering on-line dating as an option. Plus it's a chance for me to poke fun at douchebags and otherwise unsavory types. 'Cause making fun of people is mean, and pirates are bitches like that. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Straight with no chaser. I'm not a Nancy Boy.