Schmootzie
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | Clever Evidence Seeker/ Harlequin |
| Location | Spuds, Florida |
| Introduction | Schmootzie hates to refer to himself in the third person. |
| Interests | skepticism, facts, science, rationality, discovery, thinking, devising gadgetry to test hypotheses to discover scientific evidence, beer, beers, beering, garlic, monkeys in people clothes, entropy, disorder, loud guitars, Penn Jillette, Amazing Randi |
| Favorite movies | Canadian Bacon, Kingpin, Blue Velvet, Roger and Me, Forbidden Zone, Kentucky Fried Movie, The Jerk, Caddyshack, Roustabout, Hollywood Shuffle |
| Favorite music | Nashville Pussy, Devo, Dead Kennedys, Descendents, Destroy Everything, Motorhead, NOFX, Queen, Van Halen, |
| Favorite books | Poor Intetllectual Self Perception for Dummies, The Book of the Sub Genius |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
A shirt has sleeves a vest does not. Don't be so fucking obtuse.