Gender	Female
Location	Grand Junction, CO, United States
Introduction	I am the blogger formerly known as the Dirty Pirate Hooker. I've outgrown DPH and have re-invented myself here as Bimbo Baggins. No longer am I the single whore writing about being a lonely pirate in search of some booty. I've found me booty and some other things along the way.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The ovary punch!