Gender	Male
Occupation	Retail/Freelance/Vampire
Location	Austin, TX, United States
Introduction	Born and raised in Tejas and turned into a "Nocturnal person of no color" (AKA Vampire) when I was about 25 or so. So now I write about my experience...or perhaps lack thereof (snort!)
Interests	Vampires, Vampirism, Goth, Goth Culture, Comedy, Humor, Satire, Sarcasm, Sardonic Humor, Movies, Films, Indie Flims, Movie Reviews, MST3K, Writing, Pop Culture, 80's Pop Culture, Nintendo, Retro Video Games, Politics, Liberal Politics, Austin TX, Texas, Barbecue, E-Bay, Dorkiness, Geekiness, Blogging, Nightlife, Insomnia, Late Night, TV, Late Night TV, Computers, Gadgets, Tech Stuff, Classic Arcade Games, Moonshine, Moonshine Making, Distilling, Paranormal, Monsters, The Unexplained, Hollywood, Beautiful Women, Dating, Dating Life, Men's Issues. Love, Sex, Relationships, Myspace, Facebook, House MD, Ninja Warrior, Red Eye, Family Guy, Burn Notice, Billy Mays, Pool, Air Hockey, Skeeball, Texas Hold'em, Mount Bommell, Night, Pickup Trucks, MILFs, Cosmic Bowling, Rock Music, Love Music, Slacker, Beer
Favorite movies	Cheesy B-movies, Film Noir, MST3K, Black Samurai, Black Belt Jones, Enter The Dragon, L.A. Confidential, Office Space, Idiocracy, Blade Runner, Gangster No. 1, High Noon, Veritgo, To Catch A Thief, Roman Holiday, Grosse Point Blank, (just to name a few!)
Favorite music	70's, 80's, 90's, Steve Miller Band, Peter Frampton, AC/DC, The Sweet, The Clash, Alice Cooper, Boston, Scorpions, Judas Priest, Primus, Godsmack, Asleep At The Wheel, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, Morris Day and The Time, Pink Floyd
Favorite books	Your Mom!! :)

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Umm...by actually POOPING on the poop deck maybe?? I mean, that IS what it's there for...right? :P