Dave
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | The Sticks, Cumbria, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Erm...I'm a plus-sized pirate. I hate having to work for a living. I love my wife and kids. Occasionally worship at the alter of ‘St. Ella Artois’. All the usual things. |
| Interests | Reading, Books, Reading Scripts, Films, Television, Telefantasy, Post-Apocalyptic Fiction, Movies, Sci Fi, Science Fiction, Doctor Who, Comedy, Movies, Writing, Plays, Photography, Sketching, Walking, Camping, Cult TV, Movie Posters, Drinking Coffee, |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Squeeeeeek. SqueeeeeeK. (Sorry you said waffle, I thought you said squirrel.)