Gender	Male
Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation	Vacuously Defined under Not Specified
Location	Lakewood, Colorado, United States
Introduction	In da woids of Popeye, "I yam what I yam". Personally, I hate yams, but I digress (often)...I take life as it comes, put a little milk on it, and give it to my pet rock, 'cuz I hate that cereal. Ack...I write. About email scams, my own misadventures, and about my view of life in general. My pet rock, Seymour, yawns continuously...
Interests	Writing, storm chasing, climbing out of/falling out of trees (when the storm chasing goes wrong), baiting and pissing off email scammers for an unbelievable 12 years, confirming for some that I truly "don't have a life", and assorted other silly sh..stuff, as applicable
Favorite movies	I enjoy mainly the older classics, but Hollywood manages to come up with some decent recent stuff, in spite of themselves
Favorite music	About anything except rap and hip-hop..ack phooey
Favorite books	I prefer historical based books, with a few humor reads as second choice.

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Nope; I'm more concerned with who peed in the pool...