El Duffo O Muerte
| Introduction | There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who see the glass as half-empty, those who see the glass as half full, and those who see a liquid form of coliform, hepatitis and about 13 other communicable diseases. Guess which type I am. |
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| Favorite movies | First Blood, First Blood Part II, Goodfellas, Conan the Barbarian, Resevoir Dogs, Army of Darkness |
| Favorite music | Guns n Roses, Modest Mouse, B.R.M.C, The Pixies, Social Distortion, Muse, The White Stripes |
| Favorite books | Fargo Rock City, Kingdom of Fear, Complete Book of Whitetail Hunting, The Dirt |
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
Uhh...piss off.