John Styles
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher |
| Location | Upstate New York, United States |
| Introduction | I have a hard time believing anyone cares enough to make it worth my time to write something. |
| Interests | contemplating the implications of the utter futility of existence |
| Favorite movies | A difficult choice, but for now I will go with The Royal Tennenbaums |
| Favorite music | The music world begins and ends with Dylan |
| Favorite books | Dear Theo by Vincent van Gogh |