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About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Mom
Location	Almost Heaven
Introduction	I'm a mom that can still navigate the hamster maze that McDonald's calls "play place" with her daughter. I am an awesome boo-boo kisser. I can find all the business of my cousin's ex-husband's niece's boyfriend on any social networking site in under a minute. I can also eat a whole bag of Oreos in one sitting. Once I even played The Sims for eleven straight hours. I'm here to tell you that we've all wished for a snooze button on our child's forehead. And don't worry, nobody ever really gets anything out with that stupid nose sucker contraption. You're not the only one who has licked her baby's pacifier after a five second rendezvous with the mall floor and stuck it back in her mouth. If your three-year-old is like mine, I bet she doesn't even know how to whisper in public. These are our adventures.