Johnnypeepers
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Blogger |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Hi, my name is Johnny Peepers. I am a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup. I have a maniacal and brooding personality, often described as emotionally-stunted, and tortured beyond repair. Some say I evoke a mental image of Travis Bickle. That is, if Bickle had suffered a sadistic and nightmarish upbringing, three months of violent frontal lobe electrical shock, and a daily punishing drop-kick to the nut-satchel. I love children and small animals because they represent everything that I am not. Namely, they are pure and innocent representations of God’s bounty here on Earth. I weep when I think of all the suffering in the world. I also weep when I urinate small particulates of crystal methamphetamine too though. I hope to meet new people who share my optimistic outlook for humanity. Although I am a tainted and brutally scarred shell of a man, I hope to motivate others to rise above their impediments and retardedness to achieve what I have not. |
| Interests | politics, religion, crystal meth, music, speed-balling, free speech,nude housework, First Amendment, fly fishing, washing cars, hoes, playing GTA |
| Favorite movies | Taxi Driver, Re-Animator, I am Curious (Yellow), Freaks, A Clockwork Orange,Finding Nemo, Patton |
| Favorite music | Jazz, Country, Rock, Punk, Reggae, Soul, Funk, The Ramones, Lester Young, Flatt and Scruggs, Black Flag,Shabba Ranks,Neil Diamond, Jimmy Reed, Gil Scott-Heron, The Misfits. |
| Favorite books | The Dummy Book Series, The Anarchist's Cookbook, The Satanic Bible, Crime and Punishment, Invisible Man, The Screwtape Letters, Yes I Can (if Frank says it is OK) |
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
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