Joan Crawford
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| Gender | Female |
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| Interests | Books, Lost, Eating, Sleeping, Laughing, Coffee, Chivalric Sword Fighting, and you leaving comments. I have lots of things I think about being interested in (metalworking, carpentry, playing the harmonica) but have yet to actually try them. I have mixed feelings about people who do lots of things. I won't say I distrust them (but I do). I hate people who climb large mountains and pretend it was an act of dedication. I mean it, you meet a "serious" mountain climber and you run - as fast as your little feet will take you. |
| Favorite Movies | There Will Be Blood, The Sweet Hereafter, Ravenous, Doubt, Apocalypse Now, Braveheart (I know I know), Fargo, Session 9, The Mist by Stephen King, Total Recall, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Big Trouble in Little China, and I mustn't forget the movie that has (at the risk of sounding melodramatic) literally made me who I am today: Snow Dad, Ha! Upon further research, I have realized that it isn't even called "Snow Dad"... it's called um... Jack Frost? I don't know - alls I know is that Michael Keaton is a snowman and a dad and it's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. "Better a snow dad than no dad" says some foolish child in the movie. How very, <i>very</i> wrong he was. |
| Favorite Music | I like bands before they even exist and not a minute after. |
| Favorite Books | The Forgotten Soldier, The Thirteenth Tale, The Final Confession of Mabel Stark, House of Leaves, Waiting, "My Pretty Pony" is my all time favorite story and David Sedaris should be required reading. |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
When they come back from the hunt and see their lazy, hairy husband sleeping and think "that bastard". Then, then they know they have grown up.