JustinS
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Washington, United States |
| Introduction | I like my peanut butter melted. And it has to be Jif. None of that natural crap for me, thank you very much. There. It's like you've known me all your life. |
| Interests | World Domination, Fluffy things |
| Favorite Movies | Star Wars trilogy, Casablanca, Dr. Strangelove, There's Something About Mary, The Princess Bride, Snatch, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Kill Bill, Shakespeare in Love, Mary Poppins, The Wizard of Oz, The Evil Dead trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Enter the Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle, The Matrix (only the first one), Indiana Jones trilogy, It's a Wonderful Life, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, Crash, Chicago, Seven Samurai, Apocalypse Now, Lawrence of Arabia |
| Favorite Books | 1984, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Portnoy's Complaint, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Knuffle Bunny |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I use the slinky to sacrifice the goat to my pagan gods. Of course, if they'd been paying attention to begin with, I probably wouldn't have ended up in the god damn well... My pagan gods have forsaken me!