Ugly-old-hag
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Retired dinnerlady |
| Location | Southport, North West, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Im a retired dinner lady, 87 yrs old, very spritely for my age, (but the arthritis does prevent me from being as supple as I used to be)I am fully continent, well the tenna ladys do prevent some spillage (unless I get particularly excited)and a splash of lavendar water helps with the odour. I like coronation st,and knitting cardigans in various colours for my friends and family. Although my pussy has a habit of tangling up my balls when she gets frisky! |
| Interests | Curtain twitching, men, sweet sherry, men, bingo, men, garibaldi biscuits, men,gossip, men, womans weekly, men, knitting, men, |
| Favorite movies | Anything with Ben Dover in it. |
| Favorite music | I love Terry Wogans show, and Dave Turley, Dan is nice but he does swear a bit! |
| Favorite books | Womans weekly |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Ill just swig it and keep my fingers crossed it works, either that or add a drop of sweet sherry to make it taste better.