bronze johnson
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | working for the man sucks ass |
| Location | houston, texas, United States |
| Introduction | I am in training to become a flight attendant for continental airlines, these are my musings while going through the 4 and one half weeks of training and beyond. |
| Interests | music, humor, eclecticism, common sense, cartoon network, movies, toys, useless factoids, incoherent rambling, poetry, writing, lava lamps, stouffer's macaroni and cheese |
| Favorite movies | office space, fight club, dazed and confused, mother, in the mouth of madness, napoleon dynamite, pee wee's big adventure, garden state, dawn of the dead, the exorcist and many, many more. |
| Favorite music | xtc, soundgarden, p.i.l., bad brains, devo, brutal juice, the darkness, the cure, the doors, jane's addiction, jellyfish, ministry, oingo boingo, pixies, rammstein, radiohead, red hot chili peppers, skinny puppy, toadies, panzee, the sid hillman quartet, johnson city, etc. etc. |
| Favorite books | jitterbug perfume, notes of a dirty old man, the tao of pooh,don't think of an elephant, how to lose friends and alienate people |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
it will be made out of head cheese and blood sausage and it will commemorate the the time i ate all of that head cheese and blood sausage.