A.J. "Da Man" Mortega
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | The Second Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico |
| Location | Cicero, IL, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Entrepreneur, Video Game Playa/Designer, Enjoys Traveling Around the World, Loves Ketchup, Favorite Quote: "GET NAKED !!!", Current Favorite Game: Battlefield Bad Company 2 XBL -Find me LowLight24x |
| Interests | You! |
| Favorite movies | Kung Fu Hustle, Lost Memories: 2009, Who Am I?, Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun, Bubba Ho-Tep, Pan's Labyrinth, The Goonies, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, G.I.Joe The Movie, Remo Williams, and so much more! |
| Favorite music | Anything that does not involve screaming incoherently. |
| Favorite books | Maniac Magee, The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunty Alma, Thank you so much for my rooster! It's so awesome to wake up every morning to my Lego My Ego waffles and having Maple the Rooster (I named him Maple) piss out syrup. It’s the highlight of my day. Thanks again Aunty! You're the best! P.S. I hope Uncle Tony likes his gift, you know the Man Bra Breast Feeder. Hopefully that will give you some time to relax! Happy trails. <3 A.J.