|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Occupation||Spreader of News|
|Interests||Tea bags, pet fashion, spectacles, smoothie makers, Deal Or No Deal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Betty Boop memorabilia, being fantabulous, Eddie Izzard, Prince William's receding hairline, celebrity weight loss/gain, Peter Sarsgaard, socks, lipgloss.|
|Favorite Movies||Brit flicks, Ealing comedies, Buffalo Soldiers, To Die For, U-Turn, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, The Good Girl, Forrest Gump, Boys Don't Cry, Three Kings, Garden State, The Cell|
|Favorite Music||Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Ocean Colour Scene, The Artic Monkeys, Queen, The Clash, panpipes|
|Favorite Books||Austen, Tom Sharpe, The Passion of New Eve, Wind In the Willows, Ovid's 'Metamorphoses', The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Otori Trilogy, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Catch 22, How To Kill A Mockingbird, Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee.|
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
There once was a frog with alopecia, Other frogs used to tease her. She sat a lily pad, Wearing a wig so bad, cos it was made from stoat + beaver.