About me

Industry Communications or Media
Location Riverside, CA, United States
Introduction The following is a blog about a man, a man that lacks both social prowess and physical... um.... prowess....... What I'm trying to say is, do they sell prowess at Nordstroms?
Favorite Movies Favorite movies don't exist in my world, just favorite directors. So this list comprises of all movies by the following directors in no particular order: Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Paul Thomas Anderson, David O. Russell, Gene Kelly (with Stanley Doonan), Stanley Doonan (by himself), Marc Forster, Clint Eastwood, Luc Besson, Charlie Kaufman (screenplays), Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, John McTiernan, Mel Gibson sans anti-semitic remarks, Atom Egoyan, Anthony Minghella, Phillip Noyce, Edward Zwick, Robert Zemeckis, Danny Boyle, George Clooney, Darron Aronofsky, Cameron Crowe, David Mamet, Rebecca Miller, James Cameron, Brian De Palma, Alfonso Cuaron, Todd Field, Lasse Hallstrom, Spike Lee's joints, Terry Gilliam, Robert Altman (the great and dearly missed), Jonathon Demme, Milos Foreman, Sidney Lumet, Any screenplay by Paddy Cheyefsky, Sydney Pollack, Stanley Kubrick, Mike Nichols, Alexander Payne, David Fincher, and I despise formulaic chick flicks.
Favorite Music anything except: country, rap, r&b, pop, polka
Favorite Books Again, another thing in which I enjoy authors rather than their books, so specifically - I love: David Sedaris, Michael Crichton, Augusten Burroughs, J.D. Salinger, e.e. cummings, Silvia Plath, Dan Brown (guilty pleasure), Ezra Pound, Franz Kafka, T.H. White, Tom Wolfe, Jon Stewart, Jean Baptiste Moliere

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Go fuck yourself.