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DragonTeaser
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GenderMale
IndustryAutomotive
OccupationPeanut Harvester
LocationSilver City, New Mexico, Vatican City
IntroductionTURN OFFS:Poodles,Invisible Clothes,Workout Equipment that hasn't been wiped off,zoo animals that hide all the time,cat's with chronic sneezing problems,a piece of pizza you can't hold,rap that doesn't really rhyme but some how the artist thinks it does(unless it's unsuspected rap),rust,the version of Ms. Pac-Man that moves way too slow...
InterestsGene Splicing,making a to scale model of a local Cinnabon out of pipe cleaners,making a short film "When Jerks Attack",inventing a motionless baby carriage,owning some edible shampoo and conditioner,collecting molted spider shells,playing dead,telling my kids to stop punching each other with pony's,faking accents to people i know don't know me,ant farming,owning a robot that knows kung-fu and it's name would me trumpy,X-treme freeze tag,watermelons,inheriting my dad's ray-gun,twisty things you find on those bread bags,fast motion-gardening...
Favorite moviesAll of the Ocean's movies,Billy the Kid vs. Dracula,Santa Clause vs. the Martians,The Cavedwellers,Roll Bounce,Rad,Stranger Than Fiction,The Karate Kid,The Instructional Video for assembling my new wigwam,segway's for dummies,Good Morning America the box set,The Soup...
Favorite musicWindshield wipers,dropping rocks on cans,zippers(not the plastic one's),birds that click,white noise,opening a jar of peanut butter,drinking juice...
Favorite booksThe Dog of the Marriage,Stranger Than Fiction,One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,The Dictionary,The Thesaurus,The Back of any Cereal Box,Chicken Soup For Dummies,Road signs,The Swordsmith's Daughter,The Instructions for underwater-basketweaving,How To Put Up With Your Over-Political Disgruntled Taxi Cab Driver,Side Effects to various prescription drugs,The DSM I,II and III...
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