Martha Stewart Doesnt Live Here
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Fantastical SAHM |
| Location | Mid Atlantic, United States |
| Introduction | I know, I know, another boring Mommy Blog. Thanks for stopping by. You are not obligated to stay, but if you do I must tell you that you will encounter the following things: sarcasm, cynicism, profanity, angst, silliness, posts that may not make sense, whining, bitching, complaining, mundane mommy crap about changing diapers and time-outs and other boring mom jobs, etc etc. The aforementioned list is subject to change without notice at my leisure. If you don’t like it you can suck my big toe. I am not out to offend anyone. That said, I really don’t care if I do offend anyone… again… you can suck my big toe. I have 4 children (including a set of toddler twins- God help me). My husband is mostly never home because he’s protecting your freedom in another part of the world. I have entirely too much time on my hands, and should attempt to find a hobby or do housework, but I have a computer and the internet, so here I am. Also, you should know, I drink copious amounts of coffee…. And liberal amounts of wine. It is survival of the fittest here… and those are my tools for survival- don’t judge. Actually- I don’t care if you judge… you can suck it if you don’t like it. Cheers folks! |
| Favorite Books | really? when do i have time to read?? |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
i have seen fish riding bicycles in dr. seuss books, and dr. seuss was a brilliant (or high) man, and if he believed that the fish may indeed like and/or use bicycles, then i must concur with his genius.