|Occupation||Well Trained Desk Monkey|
|Location||Anytown, Somewhere in the Confederate States of America, United States|
|Introduction||Just your average GI pissed off at watching the Left destroy the country he's sworn to protect.|
|Interests||Shooting (guns), Shooting (photos), Shooting (archery), Cooking (BBQ), Drinking (whiskey), Home-brewing (mead), and other various sundry hobbies.|
|Favorite Music||Jazz, Funk, Blues, Rock|
|Favorite Books||Starship Troopers, Watership Down, The Positronic Man, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress|
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
The Burro. Burnt coffee smells like ass.