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About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Student
Location	Shepherdstown, West Virginia, United States
Introduction	i spent four years of college preparing for the communications rat race only to discover i didn't want that at all. so i moved back to west virginia, enrolled in a master's program and am going to be an english teacher.
Interests	writing, music, learning, books, blogs, macs, pop culture, the clarinet, etsy, mix cds, raisin bran crunch, things that are alive, otters, bar kitties, the fine art of hyperbole, cooking disasters, summer, rain, trains, mis-adventures, donuts, good coffee, grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup and life-altering epiphanies
Favorite Movies	almost famous, juno, across the universe, garden state, elizabethtown, diner, school of rock, mean girls, the life aquatic, little miss sunshine, his girl friday, this is spinal tap, the royal tenenbaums, a night to remember, thank you for smoking, rushmore, the u.s. vs. john lennon, wall-e
Favorite Music	the beatles, simon & garfunkel, the grateful dead, belle & sebastian, van morrison, the white stripes, the kinks, the new pornographers, justin timberlake, journey, scissor sisters, led zeppelin, the rolling stones, sara bareilles, the who, the byrds
Favorite Books	chuck klosterman, kurt vonnegut, george orwell, arthur nersesian and hunter s. thompson...and also: blindness, apathy and other small victories, catcher in the rye, helter skelter, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, the stranger, love is a mix-tape, life of pi, to kill a mockingbird, reading lolita in tehran, kittens for dummies, three cups of tea, franny and zooey

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

obviously, i'd attach the slinky to the top of the well and grab it with both hands on either side of the goat, jump and bungee myself out.