Mama Duck
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Domestic Goddess |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | I used to be smart. I used to be organized. I used to be on time. I used to be in shape and have a perpetual tan. Now I live in Wisconsin and have two kids. So far the one thing that I like about WI is there are no scorpions. |
| Interests | Decorating, Painting, Sewing, organizing, animals, Eastern Illinois University, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Texas, Cooking, Shoe Shopping |
| Favorite movies | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Shrek, Chicken Run, Better Off Dead, When Harry Met Sally, What About Bob?, The Sweetest Thing |
| Favorite music | Dave Matthews, Jimmy Buffett, Lyle Lovett, BoDeans, Van Morrison, Jim Croche, Billy Joel, Bob Schneider |
| Favorite books | The Joyous Season, Angela's Ashes, The Red Tent, Anything with pictures |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
You know the thing about milkshakes is that they're just so damn sensitive...