Kitkatkootie
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Big Shot |
| Location | Chicago, IL, United States |
| Introduction | A sporadic offering of the hilarity and clumsiness that is my wonderful life. I'm a Proud Grateful Drunk, sober since October 4, 2001. I haven't eaten anything with a face in 21 years - but I'm not a dick about it. I married the love of my life when after a long search we found each other - again. I am an animal rights activist and tend to be a Man Repeller. Coffee is now the ONLY VICE I HAVE LEFT. No alcohol and doing my best to stay quit with the smokes. These fucking babies better be worth it. God Dammit. The blog is called I want a Dumpster baby because my husband and I tried to have a baby and didn't have much luck. Let's just say it’s been a challenge. I love rescue animals and I would love a rescue baby the same way. Also, it’s way cheaper to find a dumpster baby than adoption and in-vitro. So it’s a joke, but really not at all. UPDATE - We have had success with in-vitro and had our first babies - a boy and a girl - TWINS - on January 7, 2013! So Exciting! We call them Hall & Oates, because we love Hall & Oates and think it's perfect. Hall is the girl because he's the pretty one. |
| Interests | women in recovery, crazy people in general, animal rights, funny stuff, coffee, Yoga, jazzercise, your mom. |