Hornless Rhino
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Agriculture |
| Occupation | Large Herbivore |
| Location | Cleveland, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Of course I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity. Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald, where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called. |
| Interests | I am Jack's complete lack of interest. |
| Favorite movies | The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Blackula, The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie, I Spit on Your Grave, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Un Chien Andalou, Mary Poppins, The Magnificent Seven |
| Favorite music | Death Metal, Gangsta Rap, Julie Andrews, Perry Como, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
| Favorite books | The Wretched of the Earth, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, Strange But True Football Stories, Selections from the Prison Notebooks, Beyond Good and Evil, Thoughts on Machiavelli, |
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.