Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Location	Lake Havasu City, Arizona, United States
Introduction	It's not. About me, I mean. Really! I avoid labels when possible, but here goes: SWF, 40'ish, 20 year Navy veteran. I have an inner ham and her name is Ms. Piggy.
Interests	Computers, Video games, Cooking, Reading, Auto/MC repair, Motorcycle riding, Hiking, anything on the water.
Favorite movies	Beautiful Boxer, Meaning of Life, It's a Beautiful Life, Scarface, Johnny Dangerously ("You shouldn't oughtta hang me on a hook..."), Schindler's List, High Anxiety, Heat, Brazil, Witness For The Prosecution, West World, What Dreams May Come, Young Frankenstein. Ask me tomorrow, it'll be a new list, lol.
Favorite music	Rock 'n Roll, Classic Rock, Women Who Rock, Classical, A little Techno is nice, Jethro Tull, Styx, BOC, Cars, Deep Purple, Eurythmics, Hendrix, Bond, Bjorne Lynne, Pretenders, Revolting Cocks (OK, they arent so much a favorite as I love to put their name up here!), TRex, Warren Zevon
Favorite books	Heinlien, Piers Anthony, S. King; Friday, Jacobs Lot, Ghost Story, The Stand, The Talisman, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, Whipping Girl

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I will clone the goat multiple times by using the slinky and a trick I saw on McGyver. I will then train the goats to rock climb, speak English, and sign complicated tax forms.