Das Blogist

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Fashion
Occupation Circus painter
Location Blogshire, Zambia
Introduction I wear a hat, two socks and can often be seen wandering around with hand painted orange peel on my head, not only as some fashion statement as you might think, due to it matches my wonderful skin-tone but because it has the magnificent effect of attracting wasps, which is never a bad thing is it?
Interests I have no interests other than ... ohhh err ... forgot... Pencils are nice and I have a nice ongoing collection of pre war pork pie wrappers. I once tried to carve out of wood, a whole tree in the shape of the very tree the wood came from in actual size. My wondrous physique can intimidate lesser beings and I am suave, sophistamacated and debonair to boot. My shoes are hand made (out of Ants wool) and my hair is the colour of many amazing things.
Favorite Movies Top Gun ... not that I've actually seen it, and anything with Ben Afflicted in it, Doodle the Bumblefinch, Casualty the movie. I also love anything starring Sylvester Schwarzenegger or Jean Claude van Stallone where they win the war, cure all known disease, get the girl etc before wandering off into the sunset like a hero.
Favorite Music The music from Top Gun, Sheena Easton's Greatest Hits, Beethoven does Speed Metal (side 2 only) and the music from the Asda advert.
Favorite Books The Top Gun annual 1997, the 1987 Millets catalogue, Billy Das Feesh the Deutsch wunderbar comik ... 'Akker Bilk's recipe Book', 'EastEnders Fanatics gone Mad' and anything written by Tim Cheeseworthy III.

Does blue cheese turn invisible when your not looking? Ah, but how would you know?