ginger b

About me

Occupation Professional Alcohol Receptacle
Location Denver, CO, United States
Introduction Hi! My name is Ginger, and if there's anything you need to know about me, it's that I'm as spicy as my name suggests. I have five major, defining characteristics: I'm smart, funny, pretty, mean-spirited, and I have Nancy Drew like detective skills. I'll take Jack over Jim, roller skates over roller blades, and Favre over Elway. The red gummy bears, heavy metal, and pimped-out Jeeps all hold a very special place in my heart. I'm not in a band, but if I was, it would be fucking good...and GREAT! You've probably seen me around town...because I'm everywhere all the time...I'm just tricky like that. So you better keep an eye out for me cause if you don't you might just miss me strolling by...
Interests Boozing, Reading, Gum Chewing, Running, Shit-Talking, Snow Boarding Badly, Boozing While Snow Boarding Badly, Pan Handling, Smoking, Dicking Around On The Internet, Laughing, Falling Down, Laughing About Falling Down, Butchering Bakering and Candle Stick Makering, Real Live Gin Martinis, Driving Over Things On Accident, Instant Messaging, Watching A Movie I've Seen 100 times, Breathing, Wearing Chapstick, Shoe Shopping, Makers Mark, Talking With My Mouth Full, Being Nice When I Want Something, Laundry, Messing With The Dog, Giving Dirty Looks, Taking Your Money In Poker, Computer Technology, Pretending To Be Working, Lunches Out, Blinking, Traveling, Checking Out Dudes, Recreational Drugs, Cello Music, Cheese, Asking For Dollars, Anthropology, Sampling Scotches, Writing Lettters to Inmates, Groping Older Men, Eating Grapes, Avoiding My Mother's Phone Calls, St. Patrick's Day Parades With Green Beer, and Behaviorism

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

Actually, I'll just fall down and tear my ACL.